garrettauthor:

juicebox-sys:

forgottenbones:

Dave Rapoza

please for the love of god read the rest it’s hilarious

Deffo one of my favorite web comics.

hydro-homies:

you’re not

thyrell:

captain-price-officially:

Have y’all tried marrying people you like?

imagine opening the newspaper over your morning coffee and the first article is a piece by your wife about how much she fucking hates you

greatest-maccao:

a man with a helmet or mask that he never takes off is infinitely more sexy than an attractive man who sometimes wears a helmet. it’s about the mystery. the mystique. is there nothing under there or a monster under there or a scary looking guy (all three uniquely charming). you’ll never know. it’s also doubly attractive if he takes his shirt off but keeps the helmet on. you agree

truejekart:

Red Byleth ベレス

kh-heritage-posts:

vector-totheheavens:

• Mansex
• Saix Puppy
• Orgy XIII
• nicknames like Xiggy & Zexy
• Demyx being compared to David Bowie
• rearranging your name with an x
• Organization OCs EVERYWHERE
• Roxel / Soku……………………
• the widely accepted fandom canon where the Organization is a chaotic dysfunctional family
• “Kairi!” “Traitor!” “Sephiroth!” “Goofy!” “Sora!” “Roxas!” “Why?” “Axel!” “I’m a fool.” “Xemnas!” “You’re right.”
• “Riku is a sexy guy”
• rockin checkered wristbands to be as cool as Roxas
• wishing you owned the Organization trench coat
• raiding Hot Topic on the rare occasion there was KH merch
• blinged out in KH jewelry
• the OG Sora, Kairi, Roxas, and Axel play arts figures
• trying to make sea salt ice cream
• taking Quizilla! quizzes to see what the KH characters thought of you / what characters would date you
• getting lost in your feels and finding new music through KH AMVs
• making KH AMVs in windows movie maker
• scrolling through fanart for hours on deviantart
• staying up late reading fanfics on fanfiction
• getting your KH gifs & icons from photobucket
• dressing your Gaia Online avis as KH characters
• beta KHII Kairi
• when Roxas was only known as BHK
• when the Wayfinder Trio were only known as The Chasers
• the great debate if Roxas was Ventus (when he first appeared in The Gathering)
• THE dreaded unskippable cutscene
• getting your ass handed to you by the KH1 secret bosses because you were severely under leveled and had NO IDEA WTF THEY WERE
• how your heart stopped when Simple and Clean was perfectly executed after Sora and Kairi let go in the KHI ending
• “Not Clayton! *&&X%! Not Clayton!”
• “Run, run away!”
• yo when Goofy straight up died
• how cool it was to fight alongside the FF characters during the battle for Hollow Bastion
• THE 1000 HEARTLESS BATTLE
• “Dance, water! Dance!” war flashbacks
• Pooh astral projecting
• the Ansem Retort web comic
• The KHI Beta Trailer
• losing your gd gourd hearing Sanctuary reversed for the first time
• KH dubbed with Dane Cook or Family Guy
• AMVs of Roxas signing Jesse McCartney songs
• the VA interviews!
• watching videos of KH cosplayers doing skits at cons
• Simple and Clean Guitar Version
• Kairi bamfing in on Dead Fantasy
• Kingdom Hearts Chronicles
• Kingdumb Hearts
  
• kingdom hearts online chat
• lol, Kingdom Hearts
• Kingdom Hearts Random Crap
• Kairi Teaches How to Bake a Cake
• Roxas Hates Waffles
• Kingdom Hearts Caramelldansen
• Demyx Time
• The Sora Song
• The Roxas Song
• Demyx Likes His Sitar
• Zexion The Emo Kid
• Sora’s Band

feel free to add more!

shout to @kingdomheartsnyctophiliac & @excusemewhileiplaykh for throwing me back in time and reminding me of my roots with their post and inspiring this trip down memory lane

(updated 11/2020)

Heritage Post

12/12/2019

serenaci:

“sludge era” (mini comic)

Me: *applying to jobs, putting “at least $15/hr” when the applications ask me about wage requirements*

The job that reaches out to me: Hi! We’re interested in interviewing you for the position! The wage is $13.50/hour :)

Me: No thanks :)

semituring:

meganphntmgrl:

spontaneous-purple-giraffe:

fakefurby:

hottest take

Would someone please tell me which war crimes she committed? I don’t think anyone has ever mentioned them to me before and I’d really like to know.

Oh, that’s what makes this a TRULY piping hot take. It’s that she, as commander, placed a civilian into combat, which is classified as a war crime because of press ganging and child soldiers, along with the whole general thing about exposing civilians to harm. Like, yeah, generally speaking, inflicting that on someone is a war crime.

The trouble is, the civilian she placed in combat? Herself.

This guy (and Human Pet Guy) are calling her a war criminal because they’re doing mental somersaults to consider her both a commander and a civilian. At the same time.

Yeah.

so we’re just stealing our discourse from fifteenth century france huh

gayshitanddadjokes:

What the fuck is this??????????

Folks: you CANNOT censor trigger tags. When you block a tag, it doesn’t block other “spellings” of it. Writing it as “r@pe” or “r4p3” means that someone who has “tw rape” as a blocked tag will still see that post because you didn’t wanna say the word rape. You are hurting people. Do not censor words, because people do not have those filtered out.

And honestly if you can’t even write the word rape to protect other people then you probably aren’t old/mature enough to be on this website.